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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:59

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Still no good
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
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Loons and Moons
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What shocking family behavior did you read about in India?
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
No way
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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How do you recognize when your mental health might need attention?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
So they tried